Summary of the eRumor
This piece of alleged history explains that in the olden days of sailing ships, cannon balls were stacked on the decks on brass plates called "monkeys."  The plates had indentions in them that held the balls on the bottoms of the stacks.  Brass, however, expands and contracts with the temperature and if it got cold enough, the cannon balls could real foundation to the phrase "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"
The Truth
According to the United States Navy Historical Center, this is a legend of the sea without historical justification.  The center has researched this because of the questions it gets and says the term "brass monkey" and a vulgar reference to the effect of cold on the monkey's extremities, appears to have originated in the book "Before the Mast" by C.A. Abbey.  It was said that it was so cold that it would "freeze the tail off a brass monkey."   The Navy says there is no evidence that the phrase had anything to do with ships or ships with cannon balls

Below is the version that has been on this Web site for a while.  The Webmaster now knows it is just an urban legend.

In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and many freighters carried  iron cannons.  Those cannon fired round iron cannon balls.

It was necessary to keep a good supply near the cannon.  But how to prevent  them from rolling about the deck?

The best storage method devised was a square based pyramid with one ball  on top, resting on four resting on nine which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a  supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to  the cannon.

There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others.  The solution was a metal plate called a "Monkey" with 16 round indentations.

But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make "Brass Monkeys."

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster  than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass  monkey!"

And all this time, you thought that was a socially unacceptable expression, didn't  you?  Now we know it is just a socially unacceptable legend.  But still a funny story!

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Published: August 21, 2002