Trip to a bar...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
- Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
- Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
- Handjob: $10
Checking his wallet for the necessary funds, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she answers with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "Indeed I am."
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Thanks to Paula for this "Good One."
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