A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at a bar after an interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging about his virility, said “I have four sons.  One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”  The Catholic pooh-poohed the Jew’s accomplishment, asserting “that’s nothing, I have ten sons, one more and I’ll have a football team.”  To which the Mormon replied, “You guys don’t have a clue.  I have 17 wives… one more and I’ll have a golf course!”