New Word Meanings

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do. 

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage. 

Burglarize: What a crook sees with. 

Control: A short, ugly inmate. 

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living. 

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist. 

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does. 

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot. 

Misty: How golfers create divots. 

Paradox: two physicians. 

Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm. 

Polarize: what penguins see with. 

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.     [sorry guys!]

Relief: what trees do in the spring. 

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife. 

Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6. 

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does. 

Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official. 

And last but not least (a real "Good One"): 
Subdued: ...like a guy, like works on one of those attack submarines.

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