dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama made his way to the pearly gates.
There, George Washington greeted him. "How dare you attack the
nation I helped conceive!" yelled Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Henry came up from behind, "You wanted to end the American's liberty, so
they gave you death!" Henry punched Osama in the nose.
Madison came next and said, "This is why I allowed the government to
provide for the common defense!" He took a sledgehammer and whacked
was subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, James Monroe and 67 other
people who had the same love for liberty and America. As he writhed on the
ground, Thomas Jefferson hurled him back toward the gate where he was to be
As Osama awaited his journey to his final very hot destination, he screamed, "This is not what I was promised!" An angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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