A child's play
You don't laugh at this one there is no hope for your day!
little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school
play. It was to be a Shakespearean
The first little boy was to say:
"My fair maiden… I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope".
The second little boy was to reply by saying:
"Hark! A pistol shot"
on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a bit
nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled with grown-ups.
teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to speak
very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The curtain rose and looking out upon
the audience the two boys were terrified.
stood there frozen. So the teacher
whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words:
"My fair maiden… I have come to kiss your snatch... and fill your hole with soap."
The second boy screams out:
"Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot of shit, horse shit, cow shit, bull shit… I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway...
audience left howling.
Thanks to Paula for this "Good One."
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