Italian Divorce Court
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says, "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickn a his nose
ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top. I justa canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly and then addresses Giuseppi. "Giuseppi, isa dis true. You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top?
What have you gotta say fora yourself?" Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy. My poppa, he's a very smarta man.
I always follow ev'ryting he'sa say. My poppa one day he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life:"
Number one -you always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two - never screw up.
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