If you can...

• If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,

• If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

• If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

• If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

• If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,

• If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

• If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

• If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

• If you can conquer tension without medical help,

• If you can relax without liquor,

• If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

• If you can do all these things,

THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY THE FAMILY DOG

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