60║ above zero. Floridians turn the heat on.
People in New England plant gardens.
50║ above zero. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.
40║ above zero. Italian and English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down.
32║ above zero. Distilled water freezes.
Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
20║ above zero. Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
15║ above zero. New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it turns cold.
Zero║ People in Miami die - or return to Cuba.
New Englanders close the windows.
10║ below zero. Californians go to Mexico.
People in New England get out their Winter coats.
25║ below zero. Hollywood disintegrates.
Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
40║ below zero. Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep inside.
100║ below zero. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in New England get frustrated because "the caah won't staaht".
459 ║ below zero. All atomic motion stops. (Absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in New England start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500║ below zero. Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win the World Series.
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