What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?**
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?**
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?**
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is divorce so expensive?**
Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?**
One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?**
Doughnuts.

Why is air a lot like sex?**
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?**
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?**
100 people who don't do dick.

How did the tugboat get AIDs?**
It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Define "Egghead:**
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What's the definition of eternity?**
4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?**
Palm Sunday.

How is sex like a game of bridge?**
If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?** Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?**
It's not hard...

Thanks to Jim for this "Good one."    

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